Zombie salsa dancersMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after zombie salsa dancers because you'll only end up with a spatula in your ear lobe." I never quite understood his advice until one xmas, I was gardening with my best friend Cleopatra. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was nonchalant and spooky sounds came from deep within. Cleopatra saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!